You won't lick pussy, you suck in bed, if I were to guess I'd say you'd rather give head. Your balls are wrinkled and saggy, and stink like sweat, baby having sex with you is something I'd rather forget.



I ditched your ass cause you were so god awful, you being allowed to have sex is simply unlawful. You're so inexpierenced, you wouldn't warm the oven, and you're still left wonderin' why I won't give you anymore lovin'.



I went down on you, saggy scrotum, stink dink and all, your pubes got lodged in my throat and almost gave me a hairball. And after braving your beast numerous of times, I still got no reciprocation and now I'm writing these rhymes.



You were so insecure, asking me if your penis was small, I reassured you by saying "No", but baby that tale was tall. You asked me if you were good in bed, wanting to hear "Yes", I said what you wanted, but sex with you is just a big ol' mess.



Now that it's over with, I wanna be honest and tell you this much is true: You could torture Osama by making him have sex with you. Your cock was so small, so god damn thin, an orgasm with you was something I just couldn't win.



You skipped on the foreplay but expected me to suck your dick, shave your pubes your dirt I think you have ticks. I said you were the best, but by best I meant worst...always remember sex starts with your tongue first.



I hope you burn in hell you pencil dicked pile of crap, you think you're good in bed, but baby that's just whack!



And now that you're gone, let it be known, I've had much better than you, my mind was fucking blown. He was the best I've ever had, no one can compare, even if it was just for a one night love affair. He warmed that oven to 450 degrees, this time I wasn't the only one on my knees. He's older and expierenced, maybe one day you'll be there too, but if you don't start licking pussy, that sky ain't looking so blue.